In a gross miscarriage of justice, a Kazakh man has been arrested at the border with Uzbekistan. The poor man and his Audi had been carjacked by a brigade of parrot pirates from the Animal Uprising™ and forced at beak point to drive the feathered felons across the border. The authorities are trying to say the man was smuggling. But he was outnumbered 500 to one.
ALMATY (Reuters) – Kazakh border guards arrested a man trying to smuggle 500 parrots in his car from neighbouring Uzbekistan, media reported on Tuesday.
"Border guards discovered a live cargo of 500 parrots in his car," Kazakhstan Today news agency quoted a KNB security service official as saying.
500 parrots in an Audi? They could have flown the car across the border……..
Just think of all the disappointed pirates in Kazakhstan.
“Arr! Where’s me parrot? Shiver me timbers, but the parrot man is late. He’ll be keel-hauled for sure!”