Animal Uprising™ Makes Pact With Satan

The Animal Uprising™ has made a deal with Satan himself in hopes of producing the ultimate weapon to conquer the Earth. They have already taken delivery of the first of the super weapons but an alert hunter managed to fell the foul creature before it could wreak havoc. That's right, the giant hermaphrodite demon deer is dead.

"When I looked up, all I could see was the body," Lewis said. "It was big, like a horse. But its head was down, so I couldn't tell if it was a buck or not. But with it being an either-sex day, I knew I had to take the shot.

"I hit it and it ran maybe five feet, then jumped into the woods."

Lewis exited his stand in search of the deer. What he found stopped him in his tracks.

"I get to the deer and I call out to my friend Perry," Lewis said. "He gets there and the first thing he says is 'What the hell is that?'

"I noticed it had a rack, but it was really fat and covered with velvet. The first thing I could think of was 'My only buck has cancer in the head.'"

Upon further examination of the deer, Lewis realized his head wasn't the only problem.

"Well, he had male organs, but no testicles," Lewis said. "So, I knew he was a boy, but something wasn't adding up."

It wasn't until Lewis brought the head to a local taxidermist that his thoughts were confirmed.

He had killed a buck…and a doe.

There is a picture of the demonic creature at the link. It is truly weird looking – and that's just the head. Lewis is trying to get someone to try eating the meat. He doesn't appear to be real interested in trying it himself. Which is unusual down in Cajun Country. (Lafayette, Louisiana has an annual international music festival, incidentally. We suspect the demonic weapon was intended for that for no particular reason other than it gave us a chance to link the festival.)