The Animal Uprising™ has a long history of raising zombie animals to attack humans. It's like a hobby for them. So longtime readers know all about the various unclean, undead beasts they have unleashed (including moose, we hasten to add). Some even captured on film. But apparently, they were already experimenting with their foul creatures even earlier than we had known. It appears that one of the first reanimations may have occurred in 2005.
That's when the dead moose attacked the co-ed.
A Penn State student is suing the school, claiming she has suffered from headaches ever since a stuffed moose head fell on her in a classroom.
Amy Walters said she got hurt while taking a biology test at the university's Fayette campus in 2005. The lawsuit, filed Thursday, seeks unspecified damages.
Congratulations for surviving the first recorded instance of an attack by the Zombie Animal Program® (ZAP®), Ms. Walters.
Just because you think they’re dead doesn’t mean they can’t hurt you. They could be playing possum, or, as you rightly point out, be part of the zombie squadron.
It’s getting scary out there – and now, even indoors. What next? Fur coats that come to life and rip your flesh?
Could be. I’ll have to watch for stories like that!