The Animal Uprising™ executed another of their nefarious plots flawlessly in Britain. This one was one of their most cunning to date.
A CAT cheated death by a whisker after chasing a mouse into a jar and getting her head stuck in the glass container.
The moggy, a tabby called Mindy, was found walking on the busy A47 in Peterborough with her head firmly stuck in the jam jar, her jaws millimetres away from a tiny field mouse cowering at the bottom.
A driver stopped to help the cat, but unable to get the jar off the animal's head, brought it into Thorpe Wood Police Station to see if officers could help. A number of burly policemen tried to prize the jar off the cat's head, with the mouse looking on, but Mindy was firmly wedged in.
RSPCA officers were called out to help the rescue effort but before they arrived Mindy managed to smash the glass jar against the floor, freeing herself and the mouse, which scurried off and is yet to be found.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard know what the Cambridgeshire police appear to be clueless about. The entire point of the operation was to infiltrate the mouse into the police station. It worked perfectly. The police thought it was kind of cute and even provided a handout photo. They don't realize that they have let the enemy inside the gates. Mindy was a Trojan tabby.
