Britain, home to a lot of bad bacon, now has something even more sinister to deal with. The Animal Uprising™ has sent their latest inhuman wave attack against the beleaguered island nation in the form of cannibal cows. The most recent sightings have the bovine berserker nipping over to the local McDonald's for a few burgers, causing traffic chaos.
Dozens of motorists have contacted police in the past week after seeing the adventurous bovine in the middle of the road outside the McDonald's restaurant, near Serpentine Green shopping centre.
Police are now appealing for the cow's owner to come forward to stop it from making any more of its dangerous trips to McDonalds, which is famed for its Big Mac beef burgers.
It follows a flood of calls to the police control room on Wednesday after the cow strayed onto the busy London Road, causing several cars to swerve around it.
There is a video at the link which shows no trace whatsoever of the cow in question (which leads one to ask why they bothered posting it. Although the pub manager does say the cow is welcome to stop in for a pint.). We're not really surprised, however. These cannibal cows are stealthy.
