We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, your faithful scriveners of all matters related to the Animal Uprising™ regret to be the bearers of bad news of this magnitude. The very symbol of America, the bird who's likeness actually is upon our currency and even upon our great seal of the nation has betrayed us.
The bald eagles have gone over to the dark side.
JUNEAU, Alaska – About 10,000 Juneau residents briefly lost power after a bald eagle lugging a deer head crashed into transmission lines.
"You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario," said Gayle Wood, an Alaska Electric Light & Power spokeswoman. "This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have it on good authority that the treasonous Benedict Eagle was testing a new demon deerhead demolition device but was unable to gain sufficient altitude, thereby blacking out the area. Serves the feathered felon right as far as we're concerned.
