We've mentioned that when the Animal Uprising™'s lawyers badger a witness, they use real badgers. Well, it turns out that when they have a kangaroo court, they use real kangaroos as judges, too. So it is no surprise that when the animal warlords discovered a moose that was passing information to humans about the schemes of the animals, they summoned a kangaroo court immediately. It did not take long to render a verdict and carry out the sentence.
OK, now that’s impressive. Good distance, didn’t see the form…8.5. Odd number of points hooked (4 left, 5 right). Final score upon landing.
Sumbudy certainly had it out for that mooose.
Seriously, there is/was a tradition of chucking a pair of boots over the nearest power/phone lines, always near the company formation area where the 1SG would see, when troops departed station.
This. This is impressive. Except there is only one. I guess the lesson learned here is that boot laces won’t hold two moose together when chucked over a power line?
Need better laces, I guess…..
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