Monthly Archives: January 2007

Spare Me

Posted on January 31, 2007 by Gaius

Well, I for one am glad we have semi-articulate movie actors explaining the intricacies of global warming to us, aren't you? And singers explaining how simple it all is just thrill me to no end, too! Celebrities including actor Josh … Continue reading →

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Read This

Posted on January 31, 2007 by Gaius

This is really important. All of you politicians, all of you fair weather supporters of the troops. This matters. Do not read beyond this point until you have read what is written over at the link. Is there a lot … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Support the Troops, War | 4 Comments

Oh Goody, A Replacement

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

Wesley Cook, the guy who likes to be called Mumia Abu-Jamal, just isn't generating the kind of star power he used to muster. The Hollywood types have been distracted by other bright shiny objects and moved along to their next … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Left Wing | 1 Comment

Most Newlyweds Go On A Honeymoon

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

Others come up with something new and different. Like knocking over a bank. Kylee Rich, 20, was arrested Saturday, shortly after swapping cars with her husband, who is accused of robbing $3,100 from a Wells Fargo branch in Lindon that … Continue reading →

Posted in Criminal Masterminds | 2 Comments

Hillary! Is No Lincoln

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

Lee Harris has a really good article up over at TCS Daily that I highly recommend reading. It takes a look at the statement Hillary Clinton made over the weekend in Iowa. She demanded that President Bush finish up everything … Continue reading →

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The Kangaroo Courts Of The Animal Uprisingâ„¢

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

We've mentioned that when the Animal Uprising™'s lawyers badger a witness, they use real badgers. Well, it turns out that when they have a kangaroo court, they use real kangaroos as judges, too. So it is no surprise that when … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals | 4 Comments

Evil Never Dies

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

Apparently, anyway. Fidel Castro still won't croak, despite reports to the contrary. HAVANA – Cuban state television on Tuesday showed a video of a healthier looking Fidel Castro meeting and speaking with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the first images of … Continue reading →

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Letting Them In

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

We continue to be surprised by the people who simply will not listen to our thoughtful and calm warnings about the Animal Uprising™. Some people think animals are "cute" and don't see the danger they present. So it is today … Continue reading →

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Pentagon Gets Clue

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

The Pentagon announced that it has halted all sales of F-14 parts unilaterally. Stunningly, common sense seems to have broken out. WASHINGTON – The Pentagon said Tuesday it had stopped selling surplus F-14 parts, announcing the step after congressional criticism … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Stuff | 3 Comments

This Is Actually Sad

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

The small Canadian town of Herouxville in Quebec is making the news today because of a new set of rules the town council voted into place. The new rules say immigrants to the town must "not stone women in public, burn … Continue reading →

Posted in Civilization, World news | 1 Comment

Responses To Nick Cohen

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

I linked to a book excerpt in the Guardian written by Nick Cohen earlier. The book takes a very hard look at the left and where it has lost its way. I thought it was brilliantly written and devastating. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Left Wing, Media | 1 Comment

Hell Duck

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

We keep trying to warn people. But will they listen? Nooooooo. We told everyone (except those who have taken out restraining orders, we hasten to add) that the Animal Uprising™ had perfected the Florida Ring-Necked Zombie Duck in an earlier … Continue reading →

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Undermining Morale

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

This video, which unbelievably comes from NBC News, captures exactly what my son has said to me on several occasions. What is hurting the troops is the failure of support back home. The steady, relentless undermining of the war effort … Continue reading →

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Palestinian Ceasefire Goes Into Effect, One Dead

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

I don't think they quite understand the concept. Shortly after a ceasefire was put in place with much media attention, a top Hamas commander was shot in the head. Palestinian "ceasefires" are funny like that. GAZA (Reuters) – Gunmen shot … Continue reading →

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Dawn Of The Dead Moose

Posted on January 30, 2007 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard work tirelessly to warn the world about the dangers of the Animal Uprising™. Oh, sure, it's a thankless task but we keep at it as a service to all of human kind. We're so … Continue reading →

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