Swedish police have broken up the latest terror plot from the Animal Uprising™. The Animal warlords had planned to duplicate their recent success in Britain. In that case, two swans were able to stop a commuter train long enough for the rats to board it to carry out a robbery. The Swedes found eleven swans hiding out with their human accomplice in downtown Stockholm. Imagine the damage they could have wrought had they carried through with their plans.
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) – An elderly Swedish woman has taken animal protection too far by sheltering 11 full grown swans in her small, city centre apartment, police said on Thursday.
She said she had been looking after the birds in her 25 square metre (270 sq ft) apartment in Stockholm since 2001 after they had been injured. Police took the swans to a shelter and the woman could face charges under animal protection laws.
Eleven swans in a 270 square foot apartment? We don't want to know how deep it was in there.
Left over from “The Twelve Days of Christmas”?