Spin Cycle

The Anchoress, who I consider a friend, albeit a virtual one I have never met in person, is feeling the negative effects of the never-ending spin cycle that is the world, the media and the blogosphere today. One of the commenters on her post says this:

My head has been spinning so much from all the pronouncements, the interpretations, the selective reporting and the outright nastiness for so long that I have wondered how you could stand being immersed in it for so long. (Comment 7 by Laurasplat)

And I think Laurasplat captured something there. Blogging is actually a lot harder than people think. Bloggers know what I am saying. Folks who comment or just read blogs may - probably do, in fact, think this is easy - I did before I started doing it myself. Maybe it is for some folks doing blogs about their family or hobbies or interests. But commenting on the news of the world today can be difficult. Especially if you are not following the (media) party line.

That isn't complaining, mind you. I chose to start doing this. But, Lord, it can be tough at times. Some days it feels like the movie Groundhog Day. You keep doing the same thing, over and over. Dealing with commenters who disagree with you and like to preen and think they are saying something new and different or special. A comment the blogger has dealt with a number of times in the past and is thoroughly sick of having to answer, over and over and over. Dealing with the "seagull" commenters who flock over because someone who disagrees with your post has linked you. Those folks swoop, squawk and deposit their comment without knowing a thing about the blog or what you stand for but go off on you based on a single post. And it really can be hard getting up and doing it again in the morning.

So I really sympathize with the feelings Anchoress has right now. I try to use a bit of humor around here to break it up, Anchoress goes more for opera to change the pace a little. Paraphrasing John Lennon, whatever gets you through the blog. But all I can say to my friend is hang on. Your voice is much needed and much appreciated. Hang on.

 

Name That Tune

The Democratic party folks who are already in contention for the nomination for the presidency in 2008, in addition to not being able to keep to a time limit (lost the link to that, sorry) (UPDATE: Found it), also got to pick their entrance music before speechifying at the Democratic party confab going on right now.

The presidential candidates who addressed the Democratic National Committee's winter meeting Friday got to choose their tunes, and it was an eclectic mix that reflected personal favorites and not-so-subtle messages.

Some candidates requested two songs, one that blared as they approached the stage and another that played as they left the podium.

The selections:

_John Edwards: "This Is Our Country" by John Mellencamp.

_Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut: "Get Ready (Cause Here I Come)" by the Temptations and "Reach Out," also by the Temptations.

_Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York: "Right Here, Right Now," by Jesus Jones and "Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

_Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio: "America the Beautiful"

Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois decided against using any music in keeping with the somber tone he sought to convey. Wesley Clark, who hasn't indicated whether he will run, entered to Johnny Cash's "I Won't Back Down."

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, being music aficionados would like to humbly submit what we believe would be more appropriate theme music for the would-be presidents"

_John Edwards: Plastic Jesus.

_Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut: Who Are You?.

_Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York: "Vicious" and "Cold as Ice".

_Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio: "Space Oddity"

_Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois: "Mirrors and Smoke".

_Wesley Clark: "Send in the Clowns".

Just being helpful.

UPDATE: Should have thought about Joe Biden, too, darn it. The theme song from "Titanic" seems appropriate.

Agendas

There has been a conference going on in Paris as part of the PR campaign for the new global warming report. There is an air of triumphalism on all the press reports, but it would be a really good idea to step back a moment and look at some of the things that are going on right now. 

PARIS - Forty-five nations answered France's call Saturday for a new environmental body to slow inevitable global warming and protect the planet, perhaps with policing powers to punish violators.

Absent were the world's heavyweight polluter, the United States, and booming nations on the same path as the U.S. — China and India.

The charge led by French President Jacques Chirac came a day after the release of an authoritative — and disturbingly grim — scientific report in Paris that said global warming is "very likely" caused by mankind and that climate change will continue for centuries even if heat-trapping gases are reduced. It was the strongest language ever used by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, whose last report was issued in 2001.

The document, a collaboration of hundreds of scientists and government officials, was approved by 113 nations, including the United States.

Despite the report's dire outlook, most scientists say the worst disasters — huge sea level rises and the most catastrophic storms and droughts — may be avoided if strong action is taken soon.

In his call to action at a French-sponsored environment conference on Saturday, Chirac said, "It is our responsibility. The future of humanity demands it."

Without naming the United States — producer of about one-quarter of the world's greenhouse gases — Chirac expressed frustration that "some large, rich countries still must be convinced." They are "refusing to accept the consequences of their acts," he said.

So far, it is mostly European nations that agreed to pursue plans for the new organization, and to hold their first meeting in Morocco this spring.

Chirac, 74, is seeking to leave his mark on international affairs before he leaves office, likely in May, though his own environmental record over 12 years as France's president is spotty.

Former Vice President Al Gore, whose Oscar-nominated documentary on the perils of global warming has garnered worldwide attention, cheered Chirac's efforts.

"We are at a tipping point," Gore told the conference by videophone. "We must act, and act swiftly … Such action requires international cooperation."

We may indeed be at a tipping point, just not the one Al Gore is stating publicly. Consider the environmental evidence the UN itself has published. There have been numerous warming and cooling trends though the history of the Earth. That can't be argued with. There does appear to be a warming trend right now. But there have been others at approximately equivalent intervals through history as well.

Man may be contributing, but the extent of that contribution is not settled, despite what the proponents of global warming as a man-made phenomenon say. But there are agendas in play right now. There is an attempt to damage the American economy through draconian controls and changes. Notice that the extreme rhetoric is aimed at the US. China and India are basically ignored.

Yet those two nations are poised to make the US look like pikers on the pollution front. Simply because of their massive populations. Yet the actions being talked about, like Jacques Chirac threatening "carbon taxes" on American goods, are all aimed at the US. What is really being talked about here is dragging the American economy down. Chirac, no friend to the US, is now trying to set up a policing agency with enforcement powers. The UN would also like to have enforcement powers.

The masks are slipping, folks. The agendas are coming out in the open. But there is a lot more politics than science involved.

The globe may indeed be warming, but once upon a time that would have ignited America's genius for seeing an opportunity and exploiting it. Despite all the doom and gloom, there are actually opportunities to be grabbed in a warmer Earth. There are also ways that a warmer Earth can be used advantageously, longer growing seasons just for one. We should be grabbing opportunities like those and running with them. Not eviscerating the American economy with controls that even this latest report say will not reverse any trends in the near term.

I'll leave this with one more quote from the linked article (which you really should read just to get a flavor of the triumphalism):

"We are certainly building critical mass among opinion leaders and nontechnical folks," Morgan said from Pittsburgh, citing recent calls to action by corporate CEOs, even in the energy industry. "We are at the point over the next three to five years where the U.S. is going to get quite serious about it."

That might say a little more about what they are aiming for than they intended.

UPDATE: Donald Sensing asks much the same question. So why is global warming a bad thing?

The Real Agenda

McQ over at QandO has a post up about something George Soros said at the Davos meeting. Hyperbolic is the term McQ uses. I'd use a more pejorative word, but there is no real need to. People can read the words for themselves.

Apparently the little sojourn in Davos over the past week has brought the best out in anti-American rhetoric. Not willing to be topped by John Kerry's the "US is a sort of international pariah", George Soros, the bankroller of a $26 million dollar effort to unseat George Bush in '04, stepped up to the mike:

After asserting that the United States is recognizing the error it made in Iraq, Soros said, "To what extent it recognizes the mistake will determine its future." He went on to say that Turkey and Japan are still hurt by a reluctance to admit to dark parts of their history, and contrasted that reluctance to Germany's rejection of its Nazi-era past. "America needs to follow the policies it has introduced in Germany," Soros said. "We have to go through a certain de-Nazification process."

Good lord. One could point out that locking up or exiling from public life one's political opponents is the tactic of totalitarians like Fidel Castro. But then, that's rather obvious. As is the real agenda, I think. There's more in today's news that I'll be writing about later. The masks are slipping.

Free To A Good Home, Only One Owner

The United States Navy is willing to give away the USS Dolphin (AGSS 555) for free to a good owner. The research submarine, commissioned in 1968 had been the oldest submarine in the fleet until it was recently retired. The only catch is that the new owner has to maintain the vessel in a condition that the Navy finds acceptable and to display it as a museum. So, no, you can't take it commerce raiding, sorry.

The Dolphin, a one-of-a-kind research vessel, was commissioned in 1968. In a notice published in this week's Federal Register, the Navy said it will accept offers from government agencies, nonprofit groups or other institutions willing to make the submarine into a museum.

The Navy hopes to keep the vessel in its home port of San Diego. Any new owner will also be required to keep the 165-foot sub in good condition.

"The donee will be required to maintain the vessel as a static display in a condition that is satisfactory to the Secretary of the Navy," the notice states.

Navy spokeswoman Pat Dolan said the Navy started its vessel donation program in 1945, when it gave the battleship Texas, a dreadnought that fought in both World Wars, to a state historic site near Houston. At least 47 other boats have been donated through the program, Dolan said.

Here's a page of photos of the Dolphin.

 

Note, the Dolphin being offered is the one in the background. The other one is not for sale.

Home Invasion

The Animal Uprising™ has taken to another new tactic, home invasion. No longer content with their suicide deer tactics where the antlered terrors hurl themselves in front of your car in hopes of causing you to crash, they are now crashing through windows and right on into the house.

CAMBRIDGE, Maine - A Cambridge family was minding its business at home when a deer bounded through a parlor window, hurdling a sofa and scrambling through the home before being wrestled into a bathroom and locked in.

The 100-pound doe smashed the window Thursday night but somehow managed not to upset any of the heirlooms and antiques in the home, said Lori Cunningham.

"It's gone and we're stuck with a really big mess," she said Friday afternoon as her husband, Matthew, went about replacing the window.

Matthew Cunningham didn't know what kind of animal it was, but he struggled with the creature to get it away from his 4-year-old son. Once it was in the bathroom, the deer settled down underneath a pedestal sink and next to a radiator.

He didn't know what kind of animal it was? Must be a city boy. After they managed to herd the beast out of the house, however, it reverted to its old tactics:

The deer tried to crawl under the office desk but eventually escaped through the window only to run in front of an 18-wheeler on Route 150. The couple heard the squeal of the truck's brakes, but the deer kept on running to safety.

Frankly, this new tactic will be devastatingly effective unless people follow our advice at once. Set spring snare traps in front of each window in your house that is big enough for a deer to fit through. That's what we do around here. The kids get used to being jerked into the air after a while, don't worry.

Protect And Serve

Talk about setting an example. Chief Richard Knoebel of the Kewaskum, Wisconsin police department made a mistake while driving his patrol car last September. While patrolling a four lane stretch of US 45, he saw a dump truck stopped on the side of the road. Noticing a car coming up from behind, he worried that it might hit the stopped truck, so he moved into the passing lane. And promptly passed a stopped school bus with its lights flashing. (This is illegal everywhere as far as I know.)

Then he wrote his own ticket, paid his $235 fine and took four points on his driver's license.

It happened in September but didn't make news until after the fine appeared in court records and was reported by a West Bend newspaper.

Knoebel says he doesn't mind getting the belated attention, if it serves to raise awareness.

"If it brings notice to people that they should be stopping for school buses, I don't mind the notoriety," he said.

Kudos to Chief Knoebel. Here's the Kewaskum police department's website.

Bad Theater, Bad Policies

The games going on in the Senate over the non-binding resolutions on the war in Iraq continue with the possibility that the Republicans may block all debate since Harry Reid won't allow any alternatives to the resolution he prefers to be debated. Which then leads to Reid charging that the "Republican leadership was essentially filibustering a debate of Iraq policy to avoid a judgment on Mr. Bush."

The United States Senate is not a parliament. There is no confidence vote in the constitution. Harry Reid just wants a show vote as a partisan ploy. I posted about Kimberley Strassel's column on Russ Feingold yesterday. He's blown a lot of the political cover the Democrats have been trying to take on this issue and shown this grandstanding game show for what it is. And the more Reid talks right now the more all this sham is shown for what it is.

See McQ's take on this as well, over at QandO.

Spin City

John McIntyre, over at the RCP Blog, notes all the various headlines describing the exact same events as the bad political theater over non-binding resolutions plays out in the Senate. It is instructive:

Washington Post - Senate Democrats Split on Measure Opposing Bush

Wall Street Journal - Bush Senate Allies to Seek Iraq Benchmarks

New York Times - Compromise Senate Measure Rebuffing Bush's Iraq Buildup Gathers Support

Washington Times - Majority in Senate Support 'Stay the Course' Resolution

The Washington Post and the WSJ headlines hit closest to describing what is really going on behind the scenes. The New York Times tries to spin the recent Democrat movement "toward GOP positions" - which is how the Washington Post reports recent development — as (surprise) anti-Bush. The worst of the bunch is the Washington Times, which makes a laughable effort to spin the Senate as getting behind a "stay the course" resolution.

McIntyre's conclusion? The so-called political advantage the Democrats hoped to get out of all this theater may backfire. He could well be right. The Senate may be fascinated by this kind of political game show behavior, but voters will end up being repulsed by it all.

Wookies Gone Wild

We told you that George Lucas had taken over the Rose Parade in a coup. It was all those stormtroopers that gave it away. But now, all of Southern California is in serious danger. The wookies are running amok.

LOS ANGELES - A man dressed as Chewbacca was arrested after police said the street performer head-butted a tour guide operator in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

Frederick Evan Young, 44, of Los Angeles was booked Thursday for investigation of misdemeanor battery, police Lt. Paul Vernon said.

Police said the 6-foot-4 street performer was seen arguing Thursday afternoon with a tour guide who had expressed concern the Star Wars wookie impersonator was "harassing and touching tourists" in violation of city law.

The city passed ordinances last year seeking to crack down on the colorful assortment of actors who perform outside the landmark theater. The move was prompted by complaints from tourists who said the actors were aggressive and abusive if they refused to pay for pictures.

Security guards escorted Young off theater property, but he decided to strike back and head-butted the tour guide, Vernon said.

Who knew that the Force included the head butt?

Britain Extends National Health Service

Yes, it's true. The British National Heath Service now provides even greater coverage. More and more have access to hospitals every day. The NHS system is much admired by the American left, who want to establish it here in the US - though they call their proposals "Universal Health Insurance", even though they amount to "Socialized Medicine". But the Brits have raised the bar.

They now provide full access to mice.

A MICE invasion caused a ward at Newham General Hospital to close after one of the rodents got in bed with a patient and crawled up her leg, the Recorder has been told.

Patients informed the Recorder of their experiences with the pests that carry diseases which are hazardous to humans. Hospital bosses are battling to eradicate the rodents. Newham's Environmental Health team were called in to help.

At one stage a woman saw five mice by her bed in Beckton ward, and what were thought to be rat droppings were discovered during a problem that has been continuing for weeks and reported to workers, claimed angry Debra Prill, of Canning Town.

The 44-year-old has been suffering a serious cell eating infection called cellulitus which caused holes in her leg. She said she persuaded her doctor to discharge her because of the rodent situation, after a five-and-a-half week stay at Newham General.

Debra said Beckton ward was finally closed after that and patients transferred to other wards, but that they had been reporting the problem to staff for weeks.

Still think socialized medicine is a good idea?

What The Media Is Leaving Out Of Their Reporting

As the media tries desperately, as Secretary of Defense Gates put it, hang a bumper sticker on the situation in Iraq they are leaving out an important part of the National Intelligence Estimate:

If Coalition forces were withdrawn rapidly during the term of this Estimate, we judge that this almost certainly would lead to a significant increase in the scale and scope of sectarian conflict in Iraq, intensify Sunni resistance to the Iraqi Government, and have adverse consequences for national reconciliation.

Intelligence-speak for a bloodbath. Please read the whole estimate, not just the part the press is reporting.

UPDATE: Go read Captain Ed's  words. The really important words in the NIE are quite simple:

Unless efforts to reverse these conditions show measurable progress during the term of this Estimate, the coming 12 to 18 months, we assess that the overall security situation will continue to deteriorate at rates comparable to the latter part of 2006. If strengthened Iraqi Security Forces (ISF), more loyal to the government and supported by Coalition forces, are able to reduce levels of violence and establish more effective security for Iraq’s population, Iraqi leaders could have an opportunity to begin the process of political compromise necessary for longer term stability, political progress, and economic recovery.

So, rapid withdrawal = bloodbath. Doing nothing = bloodbath. Trying something different = a chance for Iraq.

The Media At War

Yes, indeed, the media is at war alright. Unfortunately it is with America.

The two officials took issue with the conclusion in a new National Intelligence Estimate that "the term 'civil war' accurately describes key elements of the Iraqi conflict." Gates said the words "oversimplify a very complex situation in Iraq" and stressed that the country does not have "a divided army, a divided government in the sense that I have always thought of a civil war."

Pace said using the term amounts to "putting a bumper sticker" on a highly complicated issue and "really doesn't help solve the problem."

The National Intelligence Estimate said that while the term "does not adequately capture the complexity of the conflict in Iraq," it nevertheless correctly applies to "the hardening of ethno-sectarian identities, a sea change in the character of the violence, ethno-sectarian mobilization and population displacements."

Asked about public suspicions that the Bush administration is gearing up to attack Iran, Gates said, "The president has made clear, the secretary of state has made clear, I've made clear — nobody is planning — we are not planning for a war with Iran. What we are trying to do is, in Iraq, counter what the Iranians are doing to our soldiers, their involvement in activities, particularly these explosively-formed projectiles that are killing our troops."

We have troops on the ground. The EFPs, which are coming from Iran, are killing our troops. It is not the US that is going to war with Iran. They have already gone to war with us. But if the US takes steps to try to stop those attacks inside Iraq, the media goes psychotic.

Do you understand? These devices are deadly. Stopping them is important. Please stop trying to drum up hysteria. Put pressure on Iran, not the US.

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