Iran's president, Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has promised announcements of Iran's newest giant achievements in the next few days. This is on top of the big news that they have an herbal remedy for AIDS.
"Giant achievements" by Iran will be unveiled by its president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in the coming days, the Iranian Fars news agency reported on Saturday.
The Iranian news agency said an upcoming dramatic announcement on Iran's nuclear "rights" would be made on February 11. The report was accompanied by a series of announcements heralding alleged Iranian technological and medical breakthroughs, including an "AIDS cure."
Ahmadinejad's "administration is going to publicize the country's remarkable progresses and achievements within the coming days," the Fars news agency said."The Iranian president also reiterated that February 11 is the day when the Iranian nation's inalienable right to access and use nuclear technology will be established," the agency added.
"The Iranian nation will celebrate stabilization and establishment of its nuclear rights during the Ten-Day Dawn, (sic)" Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying. The "ten-day dawn" in early February marks the date of the Islamic revolution in Iran in 1979.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard did try to get interviews with some of the people cured by Iran's new super-whamadyne herbal supplement. Unfortunately, they'd all been buried by the time we asked about it. But we did manage to get a picture of their latest giant achievement!
