Rodents Occupy Church

Rodents from the Animal Uprising™ have forced their way into a church and are occupying the structure. The old chapel, in Seattle's Discovery Park, is currently held by about 150 rabbit storm troopers.

SEATTLE — An old chapel in Seattle's Discovery Park has become an unlikely focus of controversy because of what are inside: rabbits.

The old Fort Lawton chapel was saved from the wrecking ball, but it's not operating as a church. Instead it is a sanctuary for rabbits.

The rabbits were rounded up at Seattle's Woodland Park, which for years has been a dumping ground for unwanted pet bunnies which breed and burrow, damaging the park.

They have humans helping them with their nefarious schemes, too! They set up a website and everything. We know the rabbits didn't do that. They are notoriously bad typists.