The Animal Uprising™ models itself after a number of human enterprises whenever mimicking those organizations helps their nefarious cause. So certain human guerrilla movements provide models for the gorilla movements, so to speak. Also the use of real kangaroos to hold kangaroo courts over moose informants. They also use many of the techniques that the human mafia has perfected over the years. That's where they learned how to dispose of stool pigeons. Even if the stool pigeon is an ape.
SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. – A foot fished from a landfill was not the human variety. Cleaned and X-rayed, the appendage was determined to be apelike, authorities said Monday.
The discovery Saturday prompted a search through 127 tons of garbage, which ended following the medical analysis of the foot at the state forensics lab in Richmond.
"The good news is that we don't have a homicide," Spotsylvania Sheriff Howard Smith said.
About 35 fire, rescue and sheriff's employees had been looking through the garbage for about an hour Monday and all day Sunday.
No, you have an apeocide. And the animals disposed of him in the landfill.
