Daily Archives: February 14, 2007

Ravaging Rodent Hijacks Plane To Hawaii!

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

A terrorist squirrel diverted an American Airlines flight en route to Japan from Texas. The aircraft was forced to land in Hawaii. The Animal Uprising™ strikes again! Crews from American Airlines heard an eastern gray squirrel in the ceiling panel … Continue reading →

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Tanning Deerhide

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, obsessive determined chroniclers of the Animal Uprising™ are a bit perplexed about this news item. It has to do with the tanning of deerhide, but we're a bit confused as to what, exactly, the … Continue reading →

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For The Superhero In Everyone

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

Want to be like Spiderman? Want to be able to zoom up to the top of a tall building? Well now you can, thanks to an engineering student at MIT. BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) — A 23-year-old inventor has come up … Continue reading →

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More Details On Utah Shootings

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

The shooter has been identified now as 18-year-old Sulejman Talovic, a Bosnian Muslim immigrant. I sincerely hope that those are irrelevant details to the entire event. Police are being exceedingly tight-lipped about any evidence they may have found at this point. Investigators … Continue reading →

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This IS A Joke, Isn’t It?

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

Please tell me this is a gag piece in the Hill.  Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) believes it is his right as a Muslim to be sworn into Congress with the Quran. But apparently, the freshman lawmaker doesn’t believe it’s Rep. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Stuff, Politics | 9 Comments

Contemptible Strategy

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

Why am completely unsurprised that it is being spearheaded by a completely contemptible man like John "Unindicted Co-conspirator" Murtha. The Politico is reporting the cowardly way Murtha and his fellow travelers plan to put the lives of American troops in … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | 8 Comments

Monkey Business

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are very sorry to have to report that the folks running the Los Angeles Animal penitentiary (called a "zoo" by people who don't understand the actual nature of the facilities) have gone over to … Continue reading →

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A Belgian Valentine’s Day Present

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

A Belgian "oxygen bar" has decided to replace the traditional Valentine's Day gift of chocolate and flowers with something more lasting: brain damage and asphyxiation! They are encouraging people to replace their oxygen with a hefty snort of helium to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Stuff, World news | 5 Comments

Anti-Syrian Demonstrations In Lebanon

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

Large crowds took to the streets in Beirut to mark the second anniversary of the assassination of Rafik al-Hariri, the former premier of Lebanon. His murder is believed to have been conducted on Syria's orders. The Syrians and their allies, … Continue reading →

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Using Children As Human Shields

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

The Taliban in Afghanistan retreated from a recent battle using local Afghan children as human shields to secure their escape. These are the savages we face. The fighting occurred during Operation Kryptonite on Monday, an offensive to clear insurgents from … Continue reading →

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A Little More Balance

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

Janet Albrechtsen, writing in the Australian, has an excellent column about the raging, and quite deranged, anti-Americanism in the Western world. She points out that it is not the province of the Western elitists any longer. Rather it is all-pervasive … Continue reading →

Posted in Left Wing, Politics, World news | 2 Comments

Its A Bat Eat Bird World

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard, fearless reporters on the dangers of the Animal Uprising™ have some disturbing news for our faithful readers. It seems the bats have taken to eating the birds. Spanish and Swiss researchers said they had … Continue reading →

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Utah Shootings Update

Posted on February 14, 2007 by Gaius

The off-duty police officer who happened to be at the mall in Utah where a teenage gunman killed five people very likely saved a number of lives. A day after the shooting, investigators struggled to figure out why a trench-coated … Continue reading →

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