Subversive Snow Squirrels

People continue to deny the reality of the Animal Uprising™ and think some of the animal warlord's most dangerous shock troops are "cute". So it is with a frightening wave of sightings of the animal alpine troops, the white-suited shock squirrels. These ravening rodents are acting cute and cuddly and winning people and dogs over to the unholy cause of the animal insurgency.

WARE, England, Feb. 20 (UPI) — A rare white squirrel named "Whitey" has taken up residence at a Ware, England, estate where he has cozied up to the owners' terrier.

Movie prop maker Terry Goulden tells the Daily Mail he first saw Whitey four years ago and started leaving him food on the window ledge.

The squirrel quickly learned to tap on the window and now he comes every morning for a breakfast of peanuts and visit with his friend, Trampas the border terrier.

We noted an earlier sighting of one of the alpine shock troops here. But lest you think it only happens in the British Isles, here's a frightening video report from Louisville. Be afraid.