Mutants Masticate Malaysian Military Masonry

The Animal Uprising™ has chosen the nation of Malaysia as the testing area for its most evil strategy to date. They have unleashed their genetically engineered mutant concrete chewing masonry termites on the Malaysian military!

Many of the Southeast Asian country's 80 army bases are believed to be plagued by the pests, forcing authorities to assign special officers to tackle the problem, newspapers reported Saturday.

"There are several problems with our camps, like old age and wear and tear. But the biggest problem are the termites," the New Straits Times quoted Deputy Defense Minister Zainal Abidin Zin as saying while visiting a naval base Friday in eastern Malaysia.

"These termites are like guerrillas inflicting damage on our facilities," Zainal was quoted as saying by The Star. "There are more termites than members of the force."

Officials have "found the termites not only attacking the wood but also the concrete sections of buildings," the minister said, according to The Star.

Note the first official acknowledgment of the guerrilla warfare the Animal Uprising™ is waging, too! It is about time governments started taking seriously the calm, rational warnings we here at the Crabitat are famous for. Now we don't want to raise any undue hysteria here, but think of how much damage concrete crunching termites could do in the world.