Chips And Dip

A woman in Mountain View, California took her 4-year old daughter to the park. This would be the same park I posted about here and here. This is the home of terrorist squirrels and their ditzy defenders from all over the world. So you should be able to predict where this is heading.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. A mother is blaming snack chips for a squirrel attack on her four-year-old daughter.

The attack at a Mountain View park earlier this week left Debbie Allard's daughter with scratches on her face.

Allard says the animal was eating snack chips out of her purse. The squirrel attacked when the 4-year-old tried to get the bag of chips back.

Obviously, the squirrel just wanted some dip for the chips. Toddler dip. There will, of course, be a worldwide outcry demanding that the woman make restitution for depriving the squirrel of its human snack food.