The Wreck Of The Wrathful Rabbit

A woman from Thomaston, Georgia was lucky to survive the wreck of her pickup truck after an agent of the Animal Uprising™ attempted to hijack the vehicle.

Suspicion arose about the cause of the accident when Melton left the scene.

Reportedly, she flagged down a passerby and hitched a ride to her boyfriends house. A group of teenagers said they smelled alcohol.

However, according to Georgia State Trooper Cpl. Brandon Dawson, Melton was not driving under the influence but lost control when she bent down to pick up her rabbit.

“I thought my rabbit was going to get out of the cage,” Melton said, “The cage was in the seat and it fell over. I thought it was going to get out and get under my feet.”

Faithful readers know that the rabbit was attempting a carjacking. On the bright side, this could be a handy way to explain a damaged vehicle to a spouse. Just say the rabbit did it.