He Put What Where?
A prisoner in El Salvador was searched during a prison security clampdown. They found a grenade hidden in a, ahem, rather unusual place. (You should be able to figure that one out.)
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.
They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.
"We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.
He's lucky the pin stayed in. Otherwise it would have done more than rectum. It would have killed him.
Criminal Masterminds, World news | Gaius Friday, 2 March , 2007
By Tristi Pinkston, Saturday, 3 March , 2007 @ 1:25 am
I’m trying to figure out why the other guys swallowed cell phones. I mean, I know people say their stomachs are talking when they’re hungry, but that’s a little ridiculous.
By Gaius, Saturday, 3 March , 2007 @ 6:27 am
Heh
By BubbaB, Monday, 5 March , 2007 @ 6:19 pm
No, if he had a roommate, and the pin came out, THEN you could have said, “Rectum? Heck no, killed ‘em both!”