Daily Archives: March 3, 2007

A Really Special Delivery

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Gaius

Ever get a delivery when you weren't expecting anything? You open the package not quite knowing what to expect but wondering who sent whatever it is to you. And part of a human head is in the box. CASCADE TOWNSHIP, … Continue reading →

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Real Progress

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Gaius

The US ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad, pens an op-ed in today's Washington Post describing the oil revenue sharing law that the Iraqi government reached. He says it is a big step toward national reconciliation in Iraq. Resolving concerns about control of … Continue reading →

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The Coverup Continues

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Gaius

Austrian officials are trying to cover up the real dangers of the Animal Uprising™ and have managed to coerce a phony confession from a man to avoid telling the population the ugly truth. The carcass of a three foot long … Continue reading →

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Throwing New York City To The Rats

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Gaius

The New York Post is bashing the New York City Health Department for spending their time (and money) going after imaginary threats like trans fats while allowing the city to go to the rats. We suspect someone at the Post … Continue reading →

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All Quiet On The Western Front

Posted on March 3, 2007 by Gaius

The invasion of Liechtenstein by Switzerland is over. For now at least. The sub-miniature European Country is safe for now, but there is no evidence that the Swiss curbed the aggressive territorial ambitions of the Liechtensteinians, either. As well as … Continue reading →

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