The Coverup Continues

Austrian officials are trying to cover up the real dangers of the Animal Uprising™ and have managed to coerce a phony confession from a man to avoid telling the population the ugly truth. The carcass of a three foot long shark was found on the banks of the river Voeckla earlier this week and they are in full coverup mode.

A mystery triggered this week by the bizarre discovery of the carcass of a 3-foot-long shark in a freshwater river in northern Austria ended Saturday when a man confessed he had put it there as a joke.

The prankster, an apprentice chef working at a hotel in the province of Upper Austria, told the newspaper Oesterreich that he put the dead shark in the river Voeckla after it began to smell while he was thawing it out for a buffet.

Sure, get some fall guy to "confess" and pretend it was a joke. When the swimming season begins and people begin disappearing, eaten by freshwater sharks, how will they hide the facts? Austrians! Rise up and demand a full investigation into the coverup!