The Case Of The Missing Libido
A farmer in Germany is suing three teenagers for damages. Not your normal, everyday damages, either. Nobody tripped and fell, no car crashes and no, "I happened to be walking past this building when a plummeting Saint Bernard hit me on the head." No, this is very serious. The teens set off firecrackers and destroyed Gustav's sex drive. And the farmer claims he lost a lot of income because of an impotent ostrich.
Rico Gabel, a farmer in Lohsa, northeast of Dresden, is claiming $6,450 in damages for the alleged antics of the three youths, ages 17-18, between Dec. 27 and 29, 2005.
According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard think this is part of an elaborate plan by the warlords of the Animal Uprising™. We suspect that they are trying to get their paws on a supply of Viagra.
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Blue Crab Boulevard » Wacky German Hobbies — Tuesday, 13 March , 2007 @ 12:56 pm
By Lars Walker, Tuesday, 6 March , 2007 @ 8:04 am
I saw this story and said to myself, “I should alert Gaius about this.” Then I thought, “No, he’ll find it on his own.”