If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London againAh-ooooo, werewolves of London
Ah-ooooo
Ah-ooooo, werewolves of London
Ah-ooooo
(Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London)
Apparently, there is a werewolf outbreak going on in Wisconsin. Police there have arrested a man who has admitted that he is one. No, really.
A woman called police about 3 a.m. Thursday and said Marsh broke through the deadbolt on her door and grabbed her. Two men in the home stopped him, a criminal complaint said.
The woman said she had been letting Marsh stay with her since his release from prison several days earlier because he was homeless, the complaint said.
Marsh had been drinking heavily and claimed to be a werewolf and involved in a witch religion, the woman told police. When police arrested Marsh, he told them he was a werewolf who could change forms, the complaint said.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are frankly dismayed that some humans are crossing over to the Animal Uprising™ in such a complete manner. We urge our readers to plant extensive amounts of wolfbane around their homes. It would also be a good idea to stock up on silver bullets. Not this kind, the other kind. The first kind appears to have contributed to the werewolf outbreak in the first place.
are you crazy. trying to get me, my brothers and my sisters away by wolfbane and silver bullets? those are just myths and anyway those people only are drunk or are confused werewolves that can’t control themselves. we are actually very peacefull. we only fight if we have to. we are misunderstood. humans should be ashamed for saying that we are blood-thirsty beasts that kill. movies some stories myths. how can you believe that?