A Day On The Lynx
Bad news for all you weekend warrior golfers. The Animal Uprising™ appears to be sending its minions to learn how to operate golf carts. This can only mean one thing. There will soon be another hazard on golf courses everywhere.
As Walter was inspecting the Cape Rock Water Treatment Plant property Tuesday night, a rabbit leaped into his golf cart — followed by a 25-pound bobcat. The rabbit then jumped back out, leaving Walter alone with a large, frightened feline.
"The cat went from a sleek predator after fast food to a ball of fur trying to jump through the windshield of the golf cart," Walter said.
Golfers will not begin to heed our warnings of course. They are far to clubby to take advice from someone who only golfs under duress.
By bird dog, Friday, 9 March , 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Who weighed the cat?