Daily Archives: March 12, 2007

Salvation!

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have found a solution for Germany's raging raccoon insurrection! (Do we get a commission or something for this?) The town of Hibernia, Indiana in the good, old US of A will take all the … Continue reading →

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Flash!

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Iranian lawmaker still ticked that Xerxes I got his butt kicked as a result of the Greek stand at Thermopylae! No, really. He is seriously miffed. An Iranian official on Sunday lashed out at the Hollywood movie "300" for insulting … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Media, World news | 2 Comments

Taking Al To The Woodshed

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

A spanking from the New York Times (what the heck is up with that?) for Al Gore on his hyperventilating pomposity on global warming! Oh, sure, they give his defenders the last word. But this, from the Times, is harsh, indeed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Energy, Environment, Left Wing | 5 Comments

Ravenous Raccoons Ravage Rhineland

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

The first American invasion of Germany did not occur in 1945. It actually started in the 1930's when the vicious warlords of the Animal Uprising™ first released their ravening followers on the unsuspecting German populace. Seventy-plus years on and the conquest … Continue reading →

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Boffo B Movies In The Offing!

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Hollywood, hoping to catch the Gorezilla wave, are going back in time to recapture the golden era of B movies! Only this time it isn't the atomic bomb they are scarifying about! No, this is big news! They plan on … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Stuff, Environment, Media | 1 Comment

The Celebrated Lethal Frog Of Calaveras County

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

…….Well, Shirley kept the beast in a little lattice box, and she used to fetch him down town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller a stranger in the camp, he was come across him with his … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals, Humor | 2 Comments

Global Warming Publicity Stunt Canceled Due To Frostbite

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

You know, we try really hard around here to come up with the occasional bit of humor. It helps, we think, take a little edge off the political rages that are swirling these days. But we have our limits of … Continue reading →

Posted in Energy, Environment, Humor | 3 Comments

Chucky Decides!

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Chucky "Janus" Hagel has reached a decision after much soul (or is that "sole") searching! He reached a decision about running after the departing Presidential nomination bandwagon (which actually left quite some time ago). He has firmly reached a decision … Continue reading →

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This Pains Me

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

It is actually painful to write this post. After all my fun with Microsoft lately, after all the unpleasant things I have said about them, after all the new and interesting word combinations I have come up with in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Geek Stuff | 4 Comments

Chucky Suspense Builds

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Even if it is only in the mind of the folks at the Omaha World Herald. They have an article about Chucky "Janus" Hagel and his press conference scheduled for this morning. But Hagel has apparently been successful in keeping … Continue reading →

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The Honeymoon Is Over

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Wow, what a surprising morning it is turning into. The media, Reuters this time, is jumping on another Democrat. This time it is Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick in the cross hairs. It would appear that the governor is in a … Continue reading →

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Slapping Down Pelosi

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Gaius

Surprisingly, the Los Angeles Times takes Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to the woodshed over their "plan" to impose a timetable on the war. They are polite but quite clear that the strategy is bad and completely wrong. By interfering … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, War | 4 Comments