Global Warming = Hooker Shortage

Bulgarian brothels appear to be running out of employees. The owners are blaming global warming.

No, really, they are.

They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.

Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'

The mind boggles. It really does. On so very many levels.

categories World news | Gaius Thursday, 15 March , 2007

  • By Blackhawk, Thursday, 15 March , 2007 @ 8:52 pm

    No kidding!!!! Like, I’ve TOTALLY found that the scene in Sofia is…..

    Ne’er mind.

  • By K T Cat, Thursday, 15 March , 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    If the ski resorts don’t have snow, then why are people going there in the first place? They don’t have a hooker problem, they have a brains problem.

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