Miniature Marauding Malaysians Make Mischief
Malaysian police in the central region of the country have made a big - er - small series of arrests. Yes, the midget gang is behind bars. Unless they've slipped between them by now. All eight members of the miniature mafia are described as "diminutive" without going into whether they are actual midgets or not.
All the gang members, aged between 14 and 23 years, were diminutive, The Star newspaper said without saying whether they were dwarfs or just small.
Some of them who were less than 5 feet tall would be picked to squeeze through small openings into the houses they robbed in central Malaysia, The Star said.
Gang members confessed to their crimes when they were detained, according to the report.
The arrests came about after residents in a housing area alerted police after noticing the group loitering suspiciously in a field near their homes, Ampang district police chief Amer Awal was quoted as saying.
The mini-mob will likely get a short sentence. (Cue rimshot).
World news | Gaius Thursday, 15 March , 2007
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