Jailbreak!
Australian authorities, having surrendered to the Animal Uprising™ some time ago, are covering up for the animals now. A gang of reptile reprobates who had been safely held in an Australian animal prison have escaped (they called it a "wildlife park", but we know what it really was). These reptiles, criminals by even animal standards, were led by "Baby" Crocodile, a well known assassin. That's what our informants tell us, anyway. Well, we think that's what he said before he lost consciousness.
MELBOURNE, Australia - Thieves stole a baby crocodile and more than 50 snakes and lizards from an Australian wildlife park, officials said.
Jason Watson, owner of the Wildlife Wonderland park in southern Victoria state, said workers found reptile tanks raided on Sunday morning. A 23-inch freshwater crocodile, 47 blue tongue lizards, three bearded dragons and two pythons were missing.
Sure, blame the humans. Just wait until this bunch start knocking over banks. The authorities will probably blame the robberies on midgets, though, rather than admit they allowed this gang to run free.
By Blackhawk, Sunday, 18 March , 2007 @ 10:36 am
Gaius, off topic, but you might find this interesting. From ry, over at http://www.thedonovan.com/, there is this link to a discussion of media responsiblity, researcher integrity, and global warming.
http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2007-03-04-1.html