Surefire Way To Get Upgraded To First Class

Tired of sitting in the cheap seats on that airline flight? Lack sufficient frequent flier miles to cash in for an upgrade to first class? No good enough at conning airport ticket agents? Here's a sure-fire, never miss way to get that luxurious over-sized first class seat you've always dreamed of!

Die in mid-flight.

Paul Trinder, 54, said cabin crew moved the body of the elderly woman from the economy section where she had died after take-off, the Mirror and Sun tabloids said.

"The corpse was strapped into the seat but because of turbulence it kept slipping down on to the floor," Trinder, a businessman, was quoted as saying. "It was horrific. The body had to be wedged in place with lots of pillows."

The woman's daughter was also upgraded and spent the rest of the nine-hour flight from Delhi to London grieving next to her dead mother, the Sun reported.

Hey, it could have been worse. Just imagine opening up the overhead in……….