Daily Archives: March 20, 2007

I Have Got To Get A New Dictionary

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

I keep looking up the word muzzled or stifled or silenced and I never, ever seem to get this definition anywhere I look. A NASA scientist claims he was muzzled because he was only allowed to give 1,400 interviews. on … Continue reading →

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Forehead!

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Golfing in Mundelein, Illinois is completely different from in other places. When you hit a bad tee shot, you have to shout "Forehead". That way people will duck out of the way of the incoming human skull. MUNDELEIN, Ill. – … Continue reading →

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Belarus Invades Ukraine

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Belarus launched a waterborne invasion of the Ukraine earlier today. The crack Ukrainian border guards were able to head the entire thing off, however. They captured the entire invasion force. And their rowboats, too. KIEV (Reuters) – Ukrainian border guards … Continue reading →

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Trouble In (The Iranian) Paradise?

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

It appears that troubles are escalating between Russia and Iran over the nearly completed nuclear reactor the Russia has been building. Russia is withdrawing technicians and engineers from the Bushehr project in a payment dispute that is getting worse. Iran … Continue reading →

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The Coming Swindle

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Hey, did you know the politicians have ordered television broadcasters to turn off their analog broadcasts on February 17, 2009? That's the date your old television will stop pulling in free signals from the airwaves. Oh, you'll still be able … Continue reading →

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Dirty Little Secrets

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When its said … Continue reading →

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See? We Told You so.

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Some people question our reporting on the Animal Uprising™, saying that animals don't actually know how to communicate with one another. But scientists have now documented that animals – two different bird species in this case – can actually discriminate … Continue reading →

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Fun Pictures

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Zombie keeps up his efforts to document the full-throated moonbattery of the anti-war crowd when they gather for their festivals. These are the pictures you'll never see in the mainstream press. Because then average Americans would be disgusted and repelled … Continue reading →

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Comedy Gold

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Gaius

Ed Morrisey beat me to this story. Which frankly isn't surprising, what with the way I have been feeling the past few days. (My wife and I think I contracted the mother of all cases of flu, but the fever finally … Continue reading →

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