Forehead!
Golfing in Mundelein, Illinois is completely different from in other places. When you hit a bad tee shot, you have to shout "Forehead". That way people will duck out of the way of the incoming human skull.
MUNDELEIN, Ill. - Golf course workers uncovering the tees for the season discovered a human skull at a suburban Chicago club and found bones nearby in the fairway, authorities said.
The skull was spotted Monday near the 14th tee of the Prairie Course, one of two 18-hole courses at the Countryside Golf Club in Mundelein, according to Lake County Forest Preserve Police Chief John Galford.
"It was laying there, right in the middle of the fairway," Galford said.
I'd suggest the three iron from there.
Weird Stuff | Gaius Tuesday, 20 March , 2007
By old_dawg, Tuesday, 20 March , 2007 @ 7:37 pm
I’d heard that the game of golf was a killer, but this takes the cake.
The good news is that there is one more voter for the Democrat Primary.
By BubbaB, Wednesday, 21 March , 2007 @ 12:42 pm
“I’d suggest the three iron from there.”
Gaius, THAT is one of the funniest things I have read in a very long time. I don’t often laugh at loud at my computer at work, but I was literally howling!
That is one of the main reasons I keep coming back…
By Gaius, Wednesday, 21 March , 2007 @ 12:52 pm
Thanks, BubbaB. I try hard to get a little laughter now and again.