Mexican Standoff
Some people appear to continue to be completely oblivious to the real dangers in the world today. A krazed kinkajou kommando of the Animal Uprising™ hijacked a bus in Mexico City yesterday. And the driver simply continued driving his route. For more than an hour.
MEXICO CITY - A kinkajou, also known as a honey bear — that escaped from a Mexico City zoo boarded a bus and attacked a passenger, officials said Tuesday. The kinkajou, which is about the size of a small dog, got on the bus at about 11 p.m. Monday after escaping from the San Juan de Aragon Zoo.
The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched and bit a 20-year-old female passenger when she tried to hold it, the Mexican news agency Notimex said.
The last time we wrote about a kinkajou kommando, it at least had the good taste to savage Paris Hilton. We found it hard not to root for the animal in that particular case. What concerns us about the Mexico City incident is the driver who simply kept driving his route while the krazed killer sat beside him. The may be a completely new manifestation of Stockholm Syndrome. We'll call it the Way South of Stockholm Syndrome.
By BlogDog, Wednesday, 4 April , 2007 @ 8:29 am
I’d be willing to bet that over in the fever swamps of Daily Kos and the ilk this would be proof that the world’s problems are caused by the kinkaJOOOOOS!