The Coming Horror
The Daily Mail gets this story all wrong. They seem to think a cockatoo is mentally unbalanced because it is trying to hatch a bunch of Cadbury Creme Eggs. Regular readers know just how wrong the paper is, here. The bird is, of course, working for the Animal Uprising™.
A confused Cockatoo has spent the past two weeks trying to hatch a bowl of 20 Cadbury's Creme Eggs.
Pippa, a 17-year-old silver crested cockatoo perched on top of the eggs when owner Geoff Grewcock bought them as Easter gifts for friends and family.
The barmy bird is now overprotective of the eggs squawking and flapping her wings if anyone tries to get near them.
Pippa happily protects the confectionary as baffled Geoff searches for an explanation for the bird's bizarre behaviour.
Geoff, who runs a wildlife centre, said: "I'm still scratching my head, I just can't figure out why she thinks these chocolates are her eggs.
"When I first saw her perched there I thought it was hilarious but now I'm a bit worried about her. "She's always been a bit nuts but this is beyond belief."
Not for Blue Crab Boulevard readers it isn't! The bird is on the way to actually hatching these eggs. The resultant evil, mutant, chocolate Easter birds will be unstoppable. Yet strangely delicious. Oops. Gotta go. That nice man from the Health Department just knocked on the door. Probably wants to check the place for chocolate eggs.
By BlogDog, Friday, 6 April , 2007 @ 8:39 am
And those delicious evil birds will have a brightly colored coating of foil armor! Of course the first armor-plated Chocolate Birds will be easy to defeat as their armor will be so thin. But as natural selection works its magic, the following generations will arrive more and more heavily armored.
This is trouble.