Life Of Crime Flushed

Johnny Snodgrass, budding criminal mastermind from West Virginia, is has had his life of crime flushed. Dumped. Swirled down the drain. Quite literally. Yes, Johnny was captured - in all his glory - in a Port-A-Potty.

"A Port-A-Potty is not a good place to hide," police Chief James Kudlak said Wednesday. "There's only one way out."

Johnny Snodgrass, 21, apparently matched the description of a man caught on videotape at a store where an 89-year-old woman's purse was stolen in March and from a nearby video poker establishment where her wallet was found, police said.

The thief got away with about $45.

Acting on a tip, police went to a construction site where Snodgrass was working on Monday to question him, but he ran into the portable restroom. Officers yelled for him to come out and he soon complied, police said.

We're real sorry the whole life of crime thingee didn't work out, Johnny. But really, don't worry. You'll always be number two in our book!