Wolves At The (Four) Door

Now do you believe us about the Animal Uprising™? We have the best proof yet: Wolves are trying to bring down their biggest game ever. A full-sized pickup truck!

BRIMSON, Minn. - When conservation officer Steve Peterson got a call that a timber wolf was chasing vehicles on a country road near Brimson, he thought it was prank or a misidentified German shepherd. But then he saw it firsthand.

"I couldn't believe it. It was like a dog chasing cars," Peterson said. "It looked like a big, healthy male wolf. No mange."

Responding to the call last Friday, Peterson saw the animal hide in the ditch as a pickup approached and then come bounding out to chase it.

The wolf did the same when Peterson drove to that spot, where he stopped his vehicle.

The real danger here is quite simple. The more domesticated canine species like the common dog have always faced a vital dilemma when chasing cars: what do they do with it once they catch it? The wolves being more predatory by nature  already know what to do when they finally catch a car or truck.

Eat the filling.