Okay, Granny. Hand Over Your Doe.

Three deer rampaged through a Pennsylvania nursing home looking to rob the elderly residents. During the tour through the facility, one of the deer molested an employee. Well, that's what the article says:

The deer ran down hallways, and one rubbed up against an employee, until one jumped out a window and the other two were herded out a door.

"I saw one of the deer after it had exited because it came around to the main entrance of the building outside a window where I was in a meeting at the time," Burnham. "I didn't know (at the time) that it had already taken the tour."

Aside from the broken window, the deer did not cause much damage.

That's only because they didn't find the stash of canasta winnings. We now have to watch out for the deer committing elder abuse. The Animal Uprising™ has no shame. We strongly urge the nation's nursing home immediately set spring snare traps in front of all the windows at their facilities. Oh sure, once in a while you'll catch a patient, but they learn fast.