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For those of us without a private Lear Jet, no Gulfstream, zero stretch limos, lacking a 20,000 square foot humble abode, no hint of the gobs of cash necessary to
Our blogs are posted on carbon-neutral Web servers, using certified organic computer personnel and biodegradable pixels. That means when you link to our blogs, you’re actually helping to fight global warming.
Why, I feel like a planetary saviour already! Move over, Al!
UPDATE: We here at blue Crab Boulevard have taken our new role as environmental saviours so seriously that we are proud to announce the formation of the Blue Crab Beneficent Carbon Trading Hegemony™! For an obscene modest fee, we will assure you that our industrious army of blue crabs will plant seaweed sprouts! Really! Honest! You'll be carbon neutral just like Al in no time at all! So please send your money to us via our bank in the Cayman Islands. Small, used bills with non-sequential serial numbers only, please. We have seaweed waiting to be planted!
Humor, Uncategorized | Gaius Thursday, 26 April , 2007
By bird dog, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 6:55 am
Bloggers waste virtual paper, though, which kills virtual trees and adds to virtual warming.
By Gaius, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 6:59 am
Well, we had just better get in on the ground floor of the virtual offset markets then!
By Sylvia, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 1:30 pm
Seaweed sprouts! I can’t wait to show your post to my daughter when she gets home from school.
By Bleepless, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 6:48 pm
I am in awe of your nobility. It truly is, erm, awesome.
By Gaius, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 6:55 pm
Thanks! How many seaweed sprouts should I put you down for? (Nevr let nobility interfere with cashflow, as uncle Ebeneezer used to say.)