Like A Bull In A…..
….Two car garage. An 81-year old woman got a rude introduction to the Animal Uprising™ when a bull decided he should be in the garage instead of her car. And he was in the mood for a turf war.
HEBRON, N.Y. - A woman pulled into her driveway and spotted something big inside her garage. That something turned out to be a bull. And an angry bull at that.
Mabel Washburn says she drove to a nearby relative's home in rural Washington County to call police after coming face to face with the bull on Wednesday afternoon. When she returned to her home near the Vermont border a few minutes later, the bull was still there.
The 81-year-old woman says the animal then rammed its horns into her Ford Escort a couple of times. She blew her horn at it, but the bull chased the vehicle as she drove away.
So the bull won the day and drove her car from the garage. Our informants tell us that the bull is now setting up his dream business in the new space. A china shop.
(We desperately need some new informants).
By Woodsprite, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 2:37 pm
I was so hoping she would be driving a Taurus.
By Gaius, Friday, 27 April , 2007 @ 3:13 pm
Heh. That would have been perfect.