Going One Better!
Sheryl Crow, environmental diva extraordinaire, made the suggestion that people only needed to start using one square of toilet paper to make a difference in the fight to save humanity from Al Gore. Or something. (Yes, I am aware she now is saying it was only a joke.) But Sheryl will be glad to know that one town has taken it a step further. Yes, even more extreme than the suggestion to go really green and use both sides. The town of Walkersville, Maryland has upped the ante.
You get no toilet paper at all.
WALKERSVILLE, Md. - Bring your own toilet paper if you're visiting a park in Walkersville. Last week, vandals set some paper on fire in a men's bathroom at the Walkersville Community Park.
On Monday, Town Manager Gloria Long Rollins announced that all paper products have been removed from bathrooms at the town's four parks.
Hand dryers will replace paper towels and visitors will have to bring their own TP, Rollins said.
Gee, even Sheryl won't shake those folk's hands.
By Purple Avenger, Wednesday, 2 May , 2007 @ 6:28 am
announced that all paper products have been removed from bathrooms at the town’s four parks
Next week’s headline will read:
Vandals smear **** on stall doors and faucets in Walkersville Park…only it won’t be “vandals” who did it.
(Edit: Language warning)