Snakes On A Commie!
Former Maoist fighters in Nepal are complaining that snakes have invaded the camps housing them. No, really, they are.
Maoist chief Prachanda accused the government of ignoring the maintenance of the camps, set up under a peace deal in November that ended a decade-old civil war in which thousands of people died.
"More than 700 snakes have been killed in a cantonment," RSS quoted Prachanda as saying.
There are 28 camps housing 31,000 ex-guerrillas under United Nations monitoring.
Prachanda did not say if any of the former guerrillas had been bitten by snakes.
Obviously a running dog imperialist plot. Literally, since it is the Animal Uprising™ that is sending the slithering waves of surly serpents to visit the Maoists. The snakes, of course do it for their own purposes. They are after the rebel's shoes.
By old_dawg, Wednesday, 2 May , 2007 @ 7:52 am
I would think that the commies are perfectly safe. After all, professional courtesy should prevent the snakes from biting them, right?
By bickerstaff, Wednesday, 2 May , 2007 @ 10:30 am
“I would think that the commies are perfectly safe. After all, professional courtesy should prevent the snakes from biting them, right?”
I had no idea the snakes are Democrats. The other way around, of course, is a given.