Penguins Unleash Invasion Of Peru
The first elements of the penguin legions of the Animal Uprising™ have reached the shores of Peru. Authorities in Peru are assuming - quite incorrectly - that the first Magellanic penguin they apprehended was "disoriented". We here at Blue Crab Boulevard know better.
LIMA, Peru - A "disoriented" Magellanic penguin swam ashore on Peru's coast, some 3,100 miles north of his home in the frigid waters of southern Chile.
The penguin got lost while looking for food, Peru's National Resource Institute was quoted as saying in El Comercio newspaper Saturday.
"It seems he was disoriented and got lost in the sea due to the different ocean currents," said Wilder Canales, who heads the National Paracas Reserve in southern Peru. "In his endless search for food, he casually climbed up on our shores, something that has never happened before."
They happened to get lucky and captured a scout. Just wait until the main body of the invasion fleet arrives. That will be the sign for the llamas to rise up as well. Machu Picchu will be renamed Machu Penguinu and will become the new capitol for the conquered territory.
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Pirate’s Cove » Blog Archive » Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup — Sunday, 13 May , 2007 @ 7:31 am
By Purple Avenger, Sunday, 13 May , 2007 @ 7:49 am
An arctic seal recently invaded Martin county in Florida. It died a few days ago when it suddenly realized Florida was hot.
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