A Wisconsin woman discovered one of the great truths of the world a few days ago. She found a sickly squirrel and thought it needed help. So she took the rodent in, nursed it back to health then found out that squirrels think kindness is for wimps. The ungrateful beast savaged her.
She said she found the squirrel in her window sill about three weeks ago and it looked very small and sick so "she was trying to care for it," the report said.
The Janesville woman said she tried to release the animal Friday when it got loose in her house and, when she picked it up, it bit her on a finger and scratched a hand.
She should also check her silver after getting treated. Squirrels are notorious thieves.
Skwerls are evil.