It seems that Sweden, home of the massage, is not all that safe a place to be these days. You can go out for a walk and come face-to-face with a stoned bear. Even if you have to bring you own stones.
"I noticed something moving (…) and once I realised what it was I thought this will be my last journey," Tord Forsberg told the Norrbottens-Kuriren daily.
The bear, which Forsberg believes was an almost fully grown cub, turned around and left, only to return and then go away again. But the third time it made as if to attack, standing on its hind paws only five metres (yards) away.
"I was so scared that I grabbed a handful of stones and threw them at the bear's muzzle," Forsberg said. "It worked and the bear turned around and disappeared into the forest."
The incident happened as Forsberg was walking his dog early on Sunday morning in Strandforssel in northern Sweden.
We here at Blue Crab Boulevard are happy to not have to deal with stoned moose. We have more than enough dealing with the coke-fiend rabbits and the drunken ferrets.
everybody must get stoned…