Delinquent Deer Dance On Dogs

There appears to be a gang of juvenile delinquent deer terrorizing Mt. Lebanon, Pennsylvania. In one case, the deadly deer tripped the fandango on a blind dog. 

 Police said a deer attacked a dog in Mount Lebanon early Tuesday morning.

Neighbors said they found the dog after a doe attacked a blind terrier mix .

Police said the dog, whose owners weren't home at the time, couldn't run, because he was held in the yard with an invisible, electric fence.

The dog required surgery. In another incident, the deer performed a mambo on a man's beagle.

(KDKA) MT. LEBANON A report Tuesday about a deer attacking a blind dog in Mt. Lebanon is not the first of its kind in our area.

Mike Larkin of Bethel Park told KDKA that he was stunned to see a deer chasing his 7 year-old beagle named Bailey in a wooded area behind his home.

"We were scared because we never had problems with deer before," said Larkin. "There's plenty of deer around here. They usually don't come into the yard."

But that shock quickly turned to worry when he realized Bailey had been hurt after the deer stomped on his dog.

"She laid on the coach and hadn't got up for two hours and was breathing really heavy," said Larkin. "And we were really concerned about some broken bones and internal injuries."

Deer attacks on pets are not surprising for Beth Fife, a conservation officer for Allegheny County.

"Right now the deer are having their fawns," said Fife. "What they don't realize is when they let their dogs out or let their kids out, mom becomes mom. She's going to protect that baby no matter what."

Oh, sure, blame it on motherhood. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard know what it's really about. The Animal Uprising™ is trying extortion to get man's best friend to switch sides. They're sending deer enforcers in to "convince" the dogs to come over to the dark side. We demand that law enforcement prosecute the offending deer for a hate crime. Attacking a handicapped dog merits special punishment!

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