Hell Hamsters Hunger For Haunch Of Human

Britain is under siege - yet again - by the minions of the Animal Uprising™. This time it is man-eating hamsters.

A man was taken to hospital with serious breathing difficulties after being bitten by his daughter's hamster.

The 50-year-old suffered a severe allergic reaction after the creature gnawed him.

It happened as he tried to rescue it from under the floorboards at his home in Worcestershire.

The hamster had been accidentally let out of its cage by the man's seven-year-old daughter.

Bad enough that the carnivorous "pet" is going after the hand that fed it, but it's also using biological warfare! Anyone who has hamsters in the house, beware. You may be harboring an assassin in your home. An assassin who might just eat you.