Nuts

We really aren't sure what to make of this particular news article. A Malaysian scientist claims that he has discovered a way to use walnuts in a rather new application: to treat Erectile Dysfunction or ED. Yeah, really, he's saying nuts are good for your.. um … enjoyment of certain activities.

Kim Kah Hwi, who headed the team of researchers from the the University of Malaya, said he was inspired to look into walnuts after reading about their use in history, the Star daily reported.

"I read articles about the Romans and French having eaten walnuts for this purpose. I thought if it had been documented that long ago, then there surely has to be something there," he told the newspaper.

It took Kim and his research team two years to develop "N-Hanz", tablets which contain walnut extract and have shown positive results on 40 volunteers against erectile dysfunction.

"It takes about an hour for the effects to set in and it will last for about four hours," said Kim.

"Furthermore, because it is not a drug, it is safe for those with hypertension or diabetes, or (those) who have recently had heart bypasses," he said.

Some of the volunteers had undergone bypass surgery, Kim added.

Kim said the active ingredient was an amino acid called arginine, which is absorbed into the body and converted into nitric oxide, according to the newspaper.

This may actually go a long way to explaining the inexhaustible supply of squirrels worldwide. And the old expression, "Nuts to you," may actually be a bigger insult than anyone realized.