I will be away for a few days fishing, boating and beaching around Rhode Island and "The Islands." Heading off to Watch Hill tonight, and will pick up the boat in the morning in Newport. We are planning on touching down on Block Island of …

A Southern man’s dignity has been besmirched and his lady has been dishonored! Either defend your wife sir or suffer the righteous, I say, I say righteous wrath of an angry nation! Ol’ Fred, pistols at dawn is your only recourse! Teach that scaliwag a lesson with a bullet between the eyes! No Republican appointed judge would convict you! Cuz as we all know – while frowned upon – dueling was still sort of, kind of legal when the constitution was written.

At 40, Fred Thompson’s attractive, blonde wife of five years, Jeri Kehn, is considerably younger than he is. And while Fred is the TV and movie star of the pair, he looks his 64 years, while in the photos I’ve seen of her, she often looks younger tha…