Attack Deer In Michigan
Folks in Ironwood, Michigan have a new thing to worry about. Deranged deer that are damaging dogs.
Reports of dogs chasing deer are common in the city, but Ironwood Public Safety Department officers received a Wednesday afternoon complaint of a deer chasing a dog.
Elsa Brors, of 338 E. Tamarack St., told officers she let her small dog out in the fenced yard and a doe began chasing the pooch. She was afraid the dog might get hurt by the deer.
Now, since longtime readers know that the deer are the enforcers for the Animal Uprising™, this incident brings up the question: what were the deer really after? We suspect that it was yet another message that no dog will remain safe unless they cross over to the dark side. We're glad Lassie is dead. We couldn't bear to hear the words, "What's that, Lassie? You pushed Timmy down the well!"
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By Chuck - The Populist, Saturday, 16 June , 2007 @ 11:21 pm
You know, it’s pretty bad, when I find out about something happening in Michigan, on a blog out of state.
I’m from Michigan, Detroit area. Must be the water or something… makes them deer go looney.
anyways… hello!
-Chuck
By Gaius, Sunday, 17 June , 2007 @ 6:34 am
Heh. And hello!