Rampaging Through The Media

The Albany, Oregon Democrat-Herald newspaper got a first-hand look at the Animal Uprising™ this week. They were, of course, oblivious to the implications.  

Employees of the Democrat-Herald received a surprise visit Tuesday morning from a wandering blacktail deer. Pictured are Cathy Ingalls, left, Cheryl Surendra and Gregg Burgess. Albany police chased the deer around downtown for some time, eventually using a Tazer in an attempt to stop the animal. The deer pulled free of the Tazer probes, however, and continued running, eventually making its way toward the river. Officers lost sight of the deer at Water Avenue and Main Street.

Yet another Taser-proof animal and they report it as just a deer wandering about. The animal overlords have been sending these shock-proof shock troops out for some time, of course. Obviously, the newspaper has been cowed by the deer and is ducking out of reporting the truth.