Time For A New War On Drugs
Not everything is peachy for the overlords of the Animal Uprising™. They are having to deal with drug problems in some of their shock troops. That's right, the drugged out deer are getting out of hand.
Swiss authorities uncovered an illegal cannabis farm after locals complained about a stoned deer.
The deer had reportedly been attacking hikers, sleeping in roads and even wandering into homes and stores.
Forest rangers in Trient, Switzerland, launched an investigation after numerous complaints.
They discovered an illegal cannabis farm set up by two locals, who were arrested as they went to harvest their crop.
Obviously, the deer had a serious case of the munchies. The article is, of course, wrong. The two humans were merely trying to steal the marijuana, which actually belonged to the deer drug cartel.
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